About Forever 51

• Paperback: 332 pages
• Publisher: Fawkes Press, LLC (November 5, 2020)

Immortality’s a bitch.

Veronica is eternally fifty-one years old with a proclivity for problematic drinking. Like most hormonally challenged women negotiating the change of life, she is a hot mess. To retain her sanity, she attends weekly AA meetings and adheres to a strict diet of organic, locally-sourced, (mostly) cruelty-free human blood from the hospice facility where she works. Her life stopped being fun about a hundred years ago, right about the time her teenage daughter stole her soul and took off for California with a hot, older guy. These days, Veronica’s existence is just that – an existence, as flat and empty as her own non-reflection in the bathroom mirror.

When her estranged daughter contacts her via Facebook, Veronica learns that she has one chance to escape her eternal personal summer: she must find and apologize to every one of the people she’s turned into vampires in the last century. That is, if they’re still out there. With raging hormones and a ticking clock, Veronica embarks on a last-ditch road trip to regain her mortality, reclaim her humanity, and ultimately, die on her own terms.

Review:

✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️/5

A menopausal, 12 stepping, road tripping vampire… what could be more fun? Seriously. This book was darkly funny and unique and has something for everyone!

I nearly gave up on vampires a few years back because the genre had been so overdone. But not this book.

The writing was sharp and the characters were realistic and well developed. I especially appreciated the depth and emotion the author put into the addiction and recovery storyline.

You can’t help but root for these characters and you also might learn a thing or two about vampires that you’ve always wondered about.

A ride or die road trip sounds hilarious for a story about a vampire but I don’t think there could be a more perfect, unexpected description.

I was thrilled to learn that this author is local to me and now I’m crossing my fingers for a sequel because that ending.

If you’re looking for a trope-busting, smart, and fun book for the vampire fan in your life – add this to your holiday season shopping list!

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About Pamela Skjolsvik

A curious thing happens when you have the audacity to call yourself the death writer; people want to talk to you about death. A lot. This is all well and good for those daring types of writers like Mary Roach or Jessica Mitford, but for me it was initially problematic. Prior to declaring my morbid writing intention of exploring death professions during my first semester of Goucher College’s MFA program in 2008, I had little experience with death or grief, not to mention very little social engagement with the living. It wasn’t until after I finished the two years of research for this book that I was officially diagnosed with Social Anxiety Disorder and went through four months of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy through a research study at Southern Methodist University.

My writing life began in 2005 when I received a fellowship to the San Juan Writers’ Workshop. The instructor, Lee Gutkind, told me not to publish for the sake of publishing, but to publish well. He also informed me that I was a horrible public speaker. Admittedly that stung, but he did like an essay I’d written. It was published in Creative Nonfiction Issue 33 and in Silence Kills: Speaking Out and Saving Lives. In August 2010, I received my MFA in Creative Nonfiction from Goucher College and read five pages from my manuscript in front of a packed room without passing out.

As part of my therapy, I was encouraged to join a writer’s group where I would have to read regularly in front of a group, as this was one of my main fears. I am happy to say that I am now an active member of the DFW Writers Workshop in Euless, TX. We meet every Wednesday and I make it a point to read out loud every week.

Find out more about Pamela at her website, and connect with her on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

Thank you to TLC Book Tours and Fawkes Press for the gifted copy of this fantastic book. My opinions and review are my ow.